Being a Student

I learnt.
I blanked out.
I shout out loud.
Years have slipped away quietly.
I have now become a teacher.
It should not stop me from learning.
Should one stop learning, he will grow old.
It is an old mind that declare one's death.
Being at the podium and beholding my pupils, I ponder.
"Hello, my name is Alan. Let's learn together," said I smiling.

東溪國小英語營

    我們要求孩子畫下喜歡的食物並教他們那些食物的英文。畫圖過程中，創意層出不窮，

有孩子畫刮畫，有孩子用手指推開顏料，也有人用白色蠟筆畫畫。特大碗的牛麵、擠滿圖畫紙，形色各異的蔬果無不令人驚艷。

    平時我便有從事英語教學，對國小學童的思想、行為、學習模式已大致了解。因此，這次面對不同批學童時，儘管相互陌生，仍能快速破冰且進行教學。這次志工印證教學功力，同時累積實習經驗。

    有些孩子態度不佳，或拒絕參與課堂活動，就這一方面而論，我試著多跟他們溝通，期許自己同理學生，少用威嚴，找出最有效、快速的溝通方式以求良好互動。

Ricky Fitts

Instruction: use one of character's name in the movie to write a poem.

Ricky Fitts

Ricky Fitts

Really Flirty

Races Ferrari

Random Fuck

Ricky Fitts

Movie Character Description

Instruction: use you words you got to describe one of the movie characters

 

Angela

    A chaste girl of beauty. Being in love with Jane's father, she repeatedly claimed her obsession for him. Not until Jane's father was to have sex with her, did  her virginity spoiled the lusty moment. Unlike a hooker who has random sex, Angela was actually conservative despite many men's pursuit.
She fancied a lot and her unleashed mind was often on fantastic excursions. Nevertheless, she is like a worried parents or a weary professor when it comes to love, opposing Ricky and Jane's eloping.

Evil Creatures on Mars

With a year passed, I still remember the very first day I got here in search of aliens. The pile of skeleton aside me was my teammate, Alex. When our spaceship crashed due to the attack of aliens, aliens swamped into the cabin, hauled Alex out, cracked his skull like a nut and desperately devoured his brain. Blood splashed all over the ground and merged into the red soil of Mars. The intense smell of iron lingered in the air. I immediately sneaked out of our spaceship through the backdoor and ran away without looking back.

Running for some ten miles, I looked back, let out a sigh of relief and began to walk till a steel-made mansion in sight. “Thank God! Here I’ve got my alliance,” I mumbled with excitement. Next second, the door opened with a squeak. An alien stride out no sooner than I realized that the sanctuary had been taken over and ran away again with my head filled with the appalling appearance of aliens. They have slimy green skin, bony claws with sharp long steel nails which make ripping off humans’ chest a piece of cake. They have caved-in eyes like black holes and bloody ragged mouths drooling pungent saliva. A hand of human abruptly reached out of a hole in front of me and grabbed me by the leg. I stumbled into an underground tunnel. “Hush…. I crept out of the vent before they swamped in,” explained Aden, who traveled with Alex and me.

As we got backed to our spaceship, we saw aliens lay dead aside Alex’s dissected body. There were purple rashes on aliens’ cadaver. An epiphany struck me. I collected Alex’s flesh and paced around aimlessly. We threw a piece of flesh at each alien we encountered. They ate them and got allergic to it as I presumed. As the population of aliens decreased, Aden and I found the way to manipulate aliens. By feeding them the food form earth, they will become unconscious and abide by the dictation. It was very likely that everything from the earth are lethal or poisonous for them.

    It has been a year since my arrival. I am living a carefree life with Aden. We will keep Alex’s skeleton forever as if he had never left. If you happen to travel to space, do not forget to drop by!

Classification of University Students

Instruction: Come up with 4 or 5 stereotypes of Taiwanese students and write a brief description for each stereotype.

Club guys

    This club does not mean “pubs” or “bars”, but the clubs in school, such as dancing clubs and varsities. Club guys are highly devoted in the club as it plays an essential part in their college life. They are enthusiastic and good at socializing more often than not. Thus, they are popular and welcome among peers.

Nerds

    They are attentive to their studies. They are obsessed to a particular subject, crave for detailed knowledge and pursue extraordinary academic performance or achievements. They tend to have few friends owing to their poor interpersonal skills.

Preps (fancy guys)

    This type of people tend to be more fashionable than others around them. They enjoy reading fashion magazines, follow the latest trends, and purchase plenty of cosmetics as well as clothes. Before going out, they (female) would definitely wear make-up because they are like fish out of water going anywhere without make-up. Preps usually catch everyone’s eyes while walking on the street. They are the ones who are always on the cutting edge of fashion.

Geeks (otaku)

    These people usually stay at home, watching animations all day long. Also, they play video games sometimes. They cannot live without these things. Simply put, their heads are always full of animations, Japanese and video games.